Disregarding their actual types

• Leon - Fire
• Cherise - Fire
• Charlie - Air
• Edison - Earth or Fire
• Ardell - Fire
• Valente - Earth
• Trick - Air
• Rippa - Fire or water (which is obviously a weird combo)
• Rodger - Water or Air
• Holly - Fire or Air
• Wally - Air
• Heath - Earth
• Faustine - Water

Leon - Either protecting someone on the Miyazaki force, or overworking himself, possibly getting a heart attack

Twins - Fighting and dying side by side. Like that alternate timeline where Terezi and Karkat are lying next to each other in blood and their hands are reaching out to each other.

Eddie - Not sure yet

Ardell - Either sickness or getting fucked up on a mission. He dies in his own bed tho.

Rippa - Possibly getting molested? Celio wont be around to save her all the time.

Trick - Old age. And he’s got Alzheimer’s for extra sadness.

Rodger - If he dies young, it’s protecting his mama.

Gab - She’s a dumb ass and goes into a fight without back up.

Holly - I dunno, but knowing Mercenaries, it’s depressing as hell.

Leon - (The Dark Knight) Gligarman (with Talise being Skittywoman)

Charlie - Not dressing up this year because he’s on a mission with Torch

Cherise - Poison Ivy

Eddie - Captain Unova

Ardell - Hawkeye (I’ll ask Nessa if mama wants to be Black Widow)

Val - The Hulk

Rippa - She’ll only dress up if Sirius does. I’ll ask Kriss

Trick - The Joker

Rodger - Spinarakman

Gab - Supergirl

Heath - Only dressing up if Flann makes him

How did this all become comic book characters oops

Samantha

• Leon
• Cherise
• Piper
• Evan
• Bellanca
• Heath

Sam

• Edison
• Ardell
• Trick
• Rippa
• Sofia
• Rodger

Sammy

• Charlie
• Valente
• Gabriella
• Holly
• Wally

Good at it

• Leon
• Charlie
• Ardell (I can’t remember is he good?)
• Rippa
• Holly
• Heath

Average

• Evan
• Gabriella
• Wally

Terrible (DON’T ALLOW IN YOUR KITCHEN UNLESS YOU WANT IT BURNED DOWN)

• Cherise
• Edison
• Trick
• Sofia

this is a list. you get to read the list. then i will put what the list is under a read more hehehe

1. Leon/Heath
2. Eddie
3. Trick/Evan
4. Charlie
5. Wally
6. Ardell

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Guns

• Leon
• Ardell
• Gab

Knives

• Cherise
• Trick
• Bellanca

Swords

• Eddie
• Heath
• Piper

Explosives

• Charlie
• Rodger

Battle axe

• Holly

A lot of my characters feel like they’re just being a replacement for someone else. Because of this, they feel like they can’t measure up to what came before.

• King replaced Meir for Selma
• Eddie replaced Meir and King for Selma
• Charlie replaced Leon for AJ
• Leon is replacing Charlie for Talise
• Trick is replacing Matthew for Giselle 

(bolded, italicized, and crossed out for easier analysis)

Leon - republican

Eddie - independent

Cher - democrat

Char - undecided

Arde - republican

Rippa - doesn’t vote

Trick - democrat

Evan - undecided

Sof - green

Gab - republican

Holly - doesn’t vote

Piper - republican